Showing posts with label rejected baby names. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rejected baby names. Show all posts

Monday, January 4, 2010

Happy Post New Years


I hope you all had an enjoyable holiday and that you've had a chance to spend it with friends and family. We spent the holidays getting the last few things ready for our little one's arrival (scheduled for later this month) all the while visiting and doing other holiday related activities.

As with most people around the holidays, family comes first and I didn't get near enough to my computer to post anything last week. So to get up to date I owe a girl's name for last Tuesday, a boy's name for last Thursday, and a girl's name for this Tuesday. I wanted to include three names in one post and the first thing to pop to mind was the long standing (and recently settled) love-triangle of Betty, Archie, and Veronica. I have fond memories of reading those comics as a kid but can't imagine naming any of my kids after those perpetual teenagers.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Santa Francis


So it is Christmas Eve. There is still time to get all of your last minute gift shopping finished (or started) but Christmas isn't about that. I'd like to wish everyone the Happiest of Holidays, filled with friends, family and much joy.

Happy Holidays everyone. Thanks for tuning in and we'll see you next week.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Mrs. Santa Francis


It is a shame that Mrs. Claus doesn't have a definitive first name and that she is only known as "Mrs." Although according to santaclaus.com "Mrs. Claus' full name is Jessica Mary Clause, her
mother picked her middle name after the mother of Jesus."

But Jessica Mary Claus Francis doesn't roll off the tongue any better.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Frosty Francis


I'm a little late in this week's boy rejected baby name. We had our office Christmas party at work on Thursday where I made a 25 plus pound Turducken (yummy!). I'm also in the final push to get the house ready for our new arrival, while trying to finish animation on our current episode of Raspberry Jazzberry Jam in order to have some proper time off over the holidays.

Speaking of holidays, they are almost here. This weeks boys name is based on the popular holiday character, Frosty "The Snowman" Francis. I've always loved this time of year and I'm looking forward to experiencing the joy of the Christmas holidays anew through the eyes or our new addition. It should be fun.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Goldilocks Francis


I think that I can be assured that this kid won't be a blond. Messy eater yes. Blond no.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Flaco Francis


I've been following a webcomic, Sheldon by Dave Kellett, for sometime now. Very funny stuff. One of the characters is a little lizard called Flaco who only says "Squee". As a baby name, Flaco Francis just does't roll off the tongue, that and my wife would never go for it. Here is a link to the webcomic if you want to check it out.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Leia Francis


I really liked Star Wars growing up. At one time you might get away with sneaking in a Star Wars name somewhere, but that was before the death of a franchise. Plus if you name a kid Leia, at some point in their life, someone will ask them to wear a metal bikini and that really can't be fun.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Jack & Jill Francis


I know siblings always fight and thats normal. I also can attest to the kind of damage that a sister can inflict and still get away with. I've never really believed that Jack "fell down".

Friday, November 27, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Dave Francis


David is a good name and I know many quality people named David... but how many Davids do you know that become Dave, then at some point someone calls them "Super Dave". Next thing you know Dave is sitting in an old wheelbarrow, being pushed by an older kid, over a jump made of old wooden shipping palettes in the back yard into some sort of debris field.

I remember doing the above when I was a kid and I think I would like to try and discourage this type of behaviour as I would like to spend as little time as necessary taking my kids to the hospital.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Florence Francis


I've never been a fan of names that can be shortened. With that in mind we can remove Florence "Flo" Francis from our baby name list. It could make them easy prey throughout their school careers and especially if we have more children. Later in life, once the second child has kids, Florence would always be known as aunt "Flo".

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Stanley Francis


Here we have your typical teen. Sullen, disinterested, and with a name like Stanley Francis, probably a bully magnet. Kids could turn his name into "Stan Francisco" which could become "Sisco" then "Sis" and then finally "Sissy" and bullies love to pick on "sissies".

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Rapunzel Francis


I had this image in my head but it looks more like a cousin "IT" than a little girl. But who says that Rapunzel has to have well kept hair.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Tiberius Francis


I like the name Tiberius but I can see where it could pose problems for a child.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Xylophone Francis


Xylophone Francis. This Tuesday's Rejected Baby Name is brought to you from the year 1974 and the letter X. We still have a few months to go before our baby arrives so if you have any name suggestions, leave them in the comments section or email via my profile page. Thanks for visiting.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Hansel and Gretel Francis


This week I've decided to combine the Rejected Baby Name Illustrations as the name,Hansel and Gretel, are almost always heard together. I know what I was like as a kid I was an unholy terror to any and all adults, whenever I had access to even the smallest amount of sugar. This is something that I am hoping to avoid with my own children. Of course I know that my parents have long ago cursed me to have children as hyperactive as I was, so I'll just have to cross my fingers and wait and see what happens.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Clark Francis


This is a bad idea for the simple fact that eventually the kid would think that he could fly. Cut to young Clark jumping from sheds, fences, trees, stairwells and anything else that he could climb onto. It just involves too many hospital visits.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Princess Francis


I've always felt that anyone who raised their child to be a princess has done the child and the world a great disservice.
Most "Princesses" I've met have always demanded to be treated as royalty. When they were in fact only a royal pain in the ...

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Hazmat Francis


I think that this sort of thing can happen with any child but lets hope that it can be avoided. And just incase you're wondering, no, that isn't chocolate pudding that he is playing with...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Flavour Flav Francis


So here is the first Rejected Baby Name for a boy. Not much else to say about this one. Any thoughts?